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Alcoholic jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo
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What do you call a drunk working in an upholstery shop?
A recovering alcoholic
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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes 12 steps to finish the job and, even then, they just take it one day at a time.
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Did you hear about the new Twelve-Step Barbie?
You pull the string on her back and she'll say "hi, I'm Barbie and I'm an alcoholic." It comes complete with a "One Day at a Time" bumper sticker, a 30-day chip, and a pack of smokes!
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Alcoholics go to meetings. Drunks have fun.
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Why is it called "Alcoholics Anonymous" when the first thing you do is stand up and say "my name is Tom and I'm an alcoholic?"

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