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Doctor: "I've got some very bad news for you. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's."
Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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Did you hear about the Easter Egg Hunt for Alzheimer's patients?
They hide their own eggs.
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What's the good thing about having Alzheimer's?
You get to meet new people every day!

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