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Birth Control jokes

Requested in Health & Beauty by JustMe
edited by MC Jester

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What's the best form of birth control after 50?
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"A friend of mine confused her Valium for her birth control pills. Now she has 12 kids but doesn't really care."
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"Learn from your parents' mistakes... use birth control!"

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