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Police arrested 2 kids. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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How does an LA cop catch fish?
He catches one and beats it until it tells him where the others are!
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Policeman: I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?
Driver: Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
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Policeman: Ma'm, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.
Driver: Well, I have contacts.
Policeman: I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!
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Police officers' 4 basic food groups:
1. Glazed
2. Jelly
3. Powdered
4. Chocolate Frosted
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When the police arrest a mime do they still tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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What did the cop's wife tell him when they were arguing?
"Oh, give it arrest!"
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Where are the only places with 24-hour police protection?
Donut shops
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A police officer catches a kid speeding using radar...
Policeman: I've been waiting here for you all day.
Driver: I got here as fast as I could!
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Why did the police officer smell?
He was on duty.

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