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What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
If the rubber breaks, they're in deep fucking shit!
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How do you know if your husband is gay?
You stick a dildo in his hole!
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I was going to tell you a gay joke buttfuck it.
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There are two gay guys about ready to have sex. The door bell rings and one gay guy says "I will go get the door but don't start without me." After he comes back into the room there is cum everywhere. The gay guy says "I thought I told you not to start without me." He says "I didn't. I farted!"
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What do you get if you cross a gay midget with a vampire?
Cocksucker!
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What did one gay sperm say to the other?
"How do we get out of this shit?"
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I promised myself I wouldn't make fun of homosexuals anymore. Butt fuck it, they're cunts.
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Two condoms were walking past a gay bar. One asks the other "you wanna go in and get shitfaced?"
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What is the first symptom of AIDS?
A pounding sensation in the ass!
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Megasoreass
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What does GAY stand for?
Got AIDS Yet?
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How do you know you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit.
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Why do gay men fake orgasms?
Because they will be in deep shit if they don't!
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What's the difference between a refrigerator and a homo?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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What is a gay masochist?
A sucker for punishment
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How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Shit inside her cunt!
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How do you get four gay guys on a barstool?
Turn it upside down.
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On straight dates it's common for the man to pull out the woman's chair. On gay dates it's common for one man to push in the other's stool.
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How do you know when you are in a gay church?
Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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How do you make a gay man scream twice?
Fuck his ass. Then wipe your dick on his carpet!
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What do you call a gay drive by?
- a fruit roll up
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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS
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What did the gay deer say when he walked out of the bar?
I can't believe I blew 50 bucks!
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What's the most favorite diner in a gay home Beefstrokenoff!
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Why aren't gay guys vegetarian?
Because they like to eat wieners.
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What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant?
Som Young Guy
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What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a homo?
A snowblower
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Yo momma so gay (s)he fucked your dad's ass!
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What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
One doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it
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How do you know if your newborn is gay?
He'll only suck his pacifier if there is hair on it.
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how can you tell your team mate is gay?
He suck at every game
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Q: What did the Trix rabbit say to the homosexuals?
A: Silly faggots, dicks are for chicks!
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What happens to a man who spends the night at a gay bar?
He wakes up with a queer taste in his mouth.
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there are three gay guys going skiing but they get to the place at like 12:00 at night yea.. and when they get there they find out that there is only one room left with a single bed in it! so they had to share after that night they all said they had a good dream the first two said they had a dream they were getting handjobs and the last one said ha thats funny i had a dream i was skiing !!!
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A college guy stumbles into his room late Friday night.  He tells his roommate, "I couldn't get past first base with any chick tonight."

His roommate says, "Are you into guys?  I'd do you."
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