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A lesbian goes to a gynecologist. The gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages."

"Thanks," the lesbian says. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."
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There is this family with three kids, two girls one boy. The oldest which is a girl tells there mother that she is gay. About 5 years down the road the other daughter also tells their mother that they are gay and the mother says does anyone in this house like dick? The little boy comes up and says i do mommy.
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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?
Neither. They both eat out.
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What is the leading cause of death in lesbians?
Hairballs
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You are probably familiar with the story of the Dutch boy who put his finger into a hole in the dyke. Well, the story is wrong, it was a Dutch girl!
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Why did the lesbo stick a potato up her vagina?

-So her girlfriend could enjoy some chips with her fish.

 

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What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung
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So this little girl was asked by her teacher "Jessica why did you bring your cat to school?" Jessica was crying and panicking "Because mommy said to Laura that she was gonna eat her pussy after I left for school."
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How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
Put pussy hair around her dinner plate.
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What do you call two lesbians with their period?
Finger painting
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a lot-o-puss
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What do u call a lesbian with long finger nails ?
Single
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Did you hear about the new politically-correct term for lesbians?
Vagitarians
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plz eat my pussy maybe we can share a dildo!
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What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment?
Potpourri
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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends
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Why was the lesbian sick?

 lack or vitamin D
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How do you drive a lesbian up the wall?? Put a Crack on the ceiling
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So the doctor came out with a new medication for lesbians...it's called trymenagain
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What  do you call a male gay dinosaur?
Homo-sore-ass
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What do parsley and pubic hair have in common???

-Nothing,you push them both to the side before you start eating!

 

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what do you call a lesbian cat?
-A pussy cat
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what do you call a lesbian who fell asleep tanning?   
  fried fish
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Why do lesbians suck at cooking?
Cause they always eat out!
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What do you call a man's vagina?

Mangina
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What is the worst part about raping a baby?

Wiping the blood off your clown suit
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Why are men so bad at being lesbians?

They havent got balls enough for it.
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Why are men closet lesbians?

They are clitoris challenged, vulva deficient and know fuck-all about the art of loving.
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Roses are red
Violets are fine
I'll be the 6
Will you be the 9?
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What does a redneck girl say after having sex. Get of me dad
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Wha do Asian lesbians eat? "Pussie"
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A lesbian walks  into a bar The waitress asks the lesbian what can I get you and lesbian says your fine fish hold the hair
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What do you call a virgin Popsicle?
A: a cherry pop
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