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Homeless jokes

  
Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe
edited by MC Jester

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Is it wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless person?
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Wouldn't many of the world's problems be solved if the hungry would eat the homeless?
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What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?
You can drop them off anywhere.
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"If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."
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Bum: Can you give me $15 until payday?
Man: When's payday?
Bum: Hell if I know! You're the one who's working.
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I gave a homeless man some money and he TOOK IT!
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Why were there only 2 pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?
There were only 2 handles on the garbage can!
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Is it wrong to tell a homeless man a knock knock joke because he doesn't have a home.
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Why did the homeless man vote for Obama?
He wanted change.
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A homeless man asked if I had any money and I said "obviously"
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Where does a homeless guy sleep? a basket
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Yo mama so fat she couldn't even fall 'cause that would cause an earthquake!
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Can the teacher give a homeless kid homework?
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