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Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
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Woman: Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!
Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?
Woman: Yes, pepper.
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Why do women fake orgasms?
They think men care.
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T-Shirt:  "Orgasm Donor."
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Women may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships!
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He said: Why don't you just tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said: How can I when you're never there?
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Why do women have multiple orgasms?
Because they never let anything go the first time around.
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I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn't like to call me at work.

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