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What is the best part about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them!
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A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing...

Man: Where are you going?
Girlfriend: I'm leaving you.
Man: Why are you leaving me?
Girlfriend: Because I found out today you're a pedophile!
Man: A pedophile?! That's a pretty big word for a 10-year old!
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What type of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans
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I love my women like I love my wine... 6 years old and in my basement!
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What's the difference between acne and a pedophile?

Acne only comes on your face when you're 13
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What did one pedophile say to the other pedophile on the beach?
"Get out of my son!"
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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile....fitting in
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How do they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
With a crowbar
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What is a pedophiles favorite key to play in?
A minor
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What is the difference between a greyhound and a pedophile?
The greyhound waits for the hair.
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