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What is the difference between a trapeze artist and a prostitute?
One's got a cunning stunt... the other a stunning cunt.
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2 potatoes are on a street corner. Which is the prostitute?
The one with the "Idaho" sticker.
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What is the difference between a young prostitute and an old prostitute?
The young prostitute uses Vaseline and the old prostitute uses Polygrip!
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How is bungee jumping like having sex with a prostitute?
They both cost $100, only last 30 seconds, and if the rubber breaks you're screwed!
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What is the difference between a rat and a prostitute?
One is a cunning runt and the other is a running cunt.
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Prostitute: Can you make a hole near my ass?
Doctor: Why?
Prostitute: Business is going so well I want to open another branch.
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A man tells his friend "I went out with my girlfriend and asked her 'why do I always end up paying hundreds of dollars when I go out with you?' She said 'because I'm a prostitute.'"
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What do you call girls who like to hang around with prostitutes?
Support hose
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What do you call a rehab center for prostitutes?
An "All the Way" house
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Did you hear about the prostitute that had no arms?
You gotta hand it to her!
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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a prostitute?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
A 2-ton pick-up
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Money can't buy happiness but it can rent it for a couple of hours!
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Policeman: I'm arresting you for prostitution.
Woman: I'm not selling sex. I'm selling condoms with a free demonstration.
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Why was the Old Testament prostitute arrested?
She was trying to make a Prophet.

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