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Requested in Adult & Dirty by JustMe
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What does 70-year old pussy taste like?
Depends
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Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
They both feel good but you wonder who was there before you.
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A boy walked up to a sexy girl and said "can I have your pussy?" "Sure," she said and handed him her cat. "He was getting old anyway!"
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How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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What do you call the spot between the pussy and asshole?
The chinrest
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What did the dick say to the pussy?
I'll always have my ins and outs with you.
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How do you know you have an overbite?
If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
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What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy cause you have to leave your bags outside!
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What is the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy?
The rice
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Did you hear about the new feminine hygiene spray called SSY?
That's what's left after you take the PU out of pussy.
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The teacher asked Jimmy "why do you have your cat at school today?" Jimmy replied crying "because I heard my daddy tell mommy 'I'm going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"
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How do we know God meant for men to eat pussy?
Why else would he make it look like a taco?
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What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
Gladiator

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