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Schizophrenia jokes

  
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I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other!
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Hey!! Don't make fun of her! She may be schizophrenic but at least she's good people!!
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the jewish race is a plague to humanity
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I'm not schizophrenic and neither am I.
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I used to think I had Schizophrenia, then I realized that is just what the voices want me to think!
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Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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I used to be schizophrenic but we're all right now.
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Schizophrenic Patient: Your rates are ridiculous! I'm going to spread the word about you.
Doctor: Who do you think you are?
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm schizophrenic and so am I...
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Student: Sometimes I think I have schizophrenia.
Teacher: Well, stop acting up in class or I'll throw both of you out!
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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?
He charges you double.
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What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A Shih-Tzu-Phrenic
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I don't have Schizophrenia, but I do.
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