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Stalking jokes

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You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.
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Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery... Stalking is.
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Beautiful Woman: Leave me alone.
Guy: What's your problem? I'm not even stalking you. Well, not yet...
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