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West Virginia jokes

  
Requested in Travel & Places by MC Jester
edited by The Joker

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West Virginia: The only place you can divorce your wife and still see her at the family reunion!
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If a man and woman get divorced in WV are they still considered brother and sister?
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West Virginia... One big happy family!
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A tornado ripped across West Virginia and did $10 million worth of improvements.
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What does a teenage girl from West Virginia say when she's having sex?
"Careful, dad, you're crushing my cigarettes!"
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What has 46 arms,17 legs, and 1 tooth? A West Virginia Unemployment Line
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What happens to broken-down cars in West Virginia?
People build a house next to them.
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How many WVU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a 2nd year course.
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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?  A 14 year old girl that can out run her brother.
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
A tourist.
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How many West Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one to turn the old one into a planter in the front yard.
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What is the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor!
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Why do schools in West Virginia only have Driver's Ed 2 days a week?
They need their cars for Sex Ed the other 3 days of the week!
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West Virginia: One million people, 15 last names.
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Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia state lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years!
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Ambition in West Virginia means wanting to be the manager of a trailer park.
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How do you know who's the bride at a W Virginia Wedding?  The one with the clean T-shirt.
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