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Latest jokes tagged animals

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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a spaceship? The...
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Do man-eating sharks eat women too?
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What is an elephant's favorite sport? Squash
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What do you call a dragon that marries a fly? A dragonfly.
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Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.
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Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
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What happened to the fly that landed on the toilet seat? It got...
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What does a female snail say during sex? Faster, faster, faster!
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What do you call a bear with no parents? Rupert the Bastard
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Why should you invite a giraffe over for Christmas? To put the...
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"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold...
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What looks like half a hamster? The other half
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Why do 2 skunks argue? They like to kick up a stink.
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What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!
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What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and Squeak
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It's more of a pun but... This is going to be inkredible!
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