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Latest jokes tagged animals

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What is a monkey's favorite month? Ape-ril
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What is a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat!
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What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol
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What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving children? "If...
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why can't leopards play hide-and-go-seek? they are worried that...
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"I've never had a need to get married. I have a dog that growls...
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Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
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What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...
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What do you call poop that comes from a bull? BULLSHIT
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How do you make a slow horse fast? Don't feed it.
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Tom: I hate to say it but your girlfriend looks like a...
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Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed...
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Watch out boy, she'll chew you up  
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Why did the rooster run away? It was chicken.
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What is the difference between a walrus and a fox? About 7 drinks.
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How do you make a Fruit punch? give it boxing lessons!
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Pandas are the least racist animal... They're black, white and...
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What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love? They got...