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Requested in Adult & Dirty by MC Jester
Two adults. He slipped his cold finger up her wet hot pretty...
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What do you call a virgin Popsicle? A: a cherry pop
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How do you know that Mickey raped Minnie Mouse? Because he has a...
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Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe
What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a...
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A woman loves Santa. On Christmas when Santa comes. The woman...
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A woman is having sex with her husband's best friend when the...
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The teacher asked Jimmy "why do you have your cat at school...
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What a woman says: This place is a mess. C'mon! You and I need to...
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Requested in Relationships & Family by Argo
What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."
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Requested in Adult & Dirty by Argo
what do you call idiots? people who look up this (:
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What's the difference between eHarmony and Ancestry.com? Nothing
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Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe
How can you tell when a man is a bachelor? He comes to work from a...
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Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe
"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...
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"It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right!"
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I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm....