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Latest jokes tagged relationships

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The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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They are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous...
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Requested in Adult & Dirty by JustMe
Personal ad: "Hopeless Romantic seeking Filthy Whore"
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Requested in Relationships & Family by MC Jester
Harry was found guilty of bigamy. Apparently he wanted to have his...
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Requested in Society & Nature by a contributor
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up  
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Requested in Relationships & Family by JustMe
"In all the years I've been married I've never stopped being...
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Anal sex is a pain in the ass!
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How many sorority sisters does it take to screw in a light...
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How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nympho tells you...
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Wife: I'm back from the beauty shop. Husband: I take it they were...
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A good friend is always there to bail you out of jail. A best...
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I'm just glad my friend died doing what she loved... taking a car...
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"I was having sex with my girl last night and she started crying!"...
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A woman tells a policeman "my ex-boyfriend stole my pot!" The...